SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
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i guess this is supposed to look like piles of gold but tbh it looks like piles and piles of cheeto dust
That’s more valuable than gold.
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are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
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Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I was play guess superwholock
“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*“Have you died one hundred times in one episode?”
“God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!”
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Gratuitous cat post! These are my babies, Bit and Gorgeous. Bit is the tabby, he’s a male. Gorgeous is the calico. They’re around 9 weeks old. My boyfriend found them in a shed behind his mom’s house, the mother cat had abandoned them. They were about a week and a half old at the time - Bit’s eyes hadn’t even opened yet. We bottle-fed and hand raised them both. I love them more than anything.
im babysitting my nephew and sherlock just came on tv
he’s been stood watching it like this for about 15 minutes now
i haven’t told him yet that there are only 6 episodes
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Benedict Cumberbatch and his profound knowledge of the Ikea catalogue
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